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Trying To Look For Recumbent Trikes

By Frances Parker


While they are not exactly all that common, they also are not that rare. They are probably already everywhere and you can purchase one of them through inline means if you are so desperate o buy one. And buy one if you must because they are awesome to have. If you are the type to want to triking and laying down al the while. Go ahead and buy one of those Recumbent Trikes.

Did you know that you could not pedal to the medal while lying down? Is that not the greatest thing to have ever graced the lazy ears of us lazy people? What next? Are they going to invent the car that drives open its own without us having to drive it ourselves?

Because that is just revolutionary at this point. Anything that can be used in a way that we do not have to move a muscle is simply amazing. We should be having them all to ourselves at the same. But then again, if we all have them, would that not turn us into those fat humans in the movie Wall E?

And then we could even try to race each other on those ridiculous yet awesome trikes and just generally make the most of it. Because by God those things look fun to mess around with. We wonder if you could drive those things around with someone sitting on top of you.

We sure it might be possible since it will be just the legs that will be doing all the hard work for us. Could you imagine all of the dumb adults who got drunk and would play around with this? How much do you want to bet that they will probably end up in a ditch by the time the night ends?

And it will certainly be entertaining to see a bunch of adults racing along the road in their trike like that. It sounds like an event that would be on Twitter for a long time too. And people will bound to make memes about it because that is what internet people do with their spare time. And as fun as that sounds, it does make the internet people seem a little pathetic.

Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.

Yes, we know who you are, memers and social justice warriors. Even if you have that much power online, know that you are nothing in real life. Use your power online for something good instead of just complaining all the time.

And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.




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